{"id":5,"date":"2007-10-23T19:38:45","date_gmt":"2007-10-24T02:38:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/?page_id=5"},"modified":"2007-11-05T00:36:24","modified_gmt":"2007-11-05T05:36:24","slug":"meet-the-humans","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/meet-the-humans","title":{"rendered":"Meet the Humans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted to give just a wee bit of credit to the humans who we own.\u00a0 I suggested the idea to the <strike>hoodlums<\/strike> kittens, but boy kitten said &#8220;This is a cat blog!\u00a0 Why would we want to post anything about humans here?&#8221;\u00a0 Girl kitten agreed, but I felt obligated to show a little bit (note: <strong>little <\/strong>bit) of mercy.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>First of all, I found a picture of them on the computer in the man&#8217;s office room.\u00a0 It was labelled &#8220;Summer of 2007, Jenny Lake, Grand Teton National Park&#8221;.\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure what that means, but the place looks nice.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/davesue.jpg\" alt=\"David and Sue\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">The man human calls the lady human &#8220;Sue&#8221;.\u00a0 Since she has the same last name as we cats, she must be &#8220;Sue Caban&#8221;.\u00a0 She is very nice and likes to aim the flashy box at us.\u00a0 I like sitting in her lap, because she talks soothingly to me and she helps me sleep.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">The lady calls the man &#8220;David&#8221;, so he must be &#8220;David Caban&#8221;.\u00a0 He takes things from the flashy box and makes them look good.\u00a0 He is also our technical support guy.\u00a0 He likes to setup these blog thingys and is very knowledgeable about internet thingys in general.\u00a0 He has a comfy lap, which I get to sit in a lot because he sits on the sofa.\u00a0 I have\u00a0 the power to make him fall asleep!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">So, that&#8217;s a little bit about the humans we own.\u00a0 They are nice people, and I&#8217;m glad I chose them, even though they occasionally forget my name and call me &#8220;Clyde&#8221;.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted to give just a wee bit of credit to the humans who we own.\u00a0 I suggested the idea to the hoodlums kittens, but boy kitten said &#8220;This is a cat blog!\u00a0 Why would we want to post anything about humans here?&#8221;\u00a0 Girl kitten agreed, but I felt obligated to show a little bit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}