{"id":1136,"date":"2010-04-09T00:16:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T04:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/?p=1136"},"modified":"2010-04-09T00:19:12","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T04:19:12","slug":"are-your-parents-like-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/meerkats-posts\/are-your-parents-like-this","title":{"rendered":"are your parents like this?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>hey efurryone! \u00a0did you ever notice how lame our humans can be sometimes? \u00a0like how much they state the obvious?<\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s an example. \u00a0mom came up to me this morning and said &#8220;Meerkat!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>like, duh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Little girl!&#8221; \u00a0said dad. \u00a0um, yeah, i am a female feline. \u00a0and yes, i am petite. \u00a0sigh.<\/p>\n<p>there is actually a great cartoon that summarizes this for all of us kittehs.  (be sure to hover your mouse over the cartoon for additional commentary by the author.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>CAT PROXIMITY<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span title=\"Yes you are!  And you're sitting there!  Hi, kitty!\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xkcd.com\/231\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/imgs.xkcd.com\/comics\/cat_proximity.png\" alt=\"Cat Proximity xkcd cartoon\" \/><\/a><\/span><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.xkcd.com\/\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>xkcd.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>unfortunately, mom saw this cartoon.\u00a0 then she showed it to dad.<\/p>\n<p>instead of taking the hint, and speaking to us like the intelligent beings that we are, now mom and dad are walking up to us kittehs, and saying (you guessed it):<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re a kitty!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>sigh.<\/p>\n<p>do your humans also have this vocabulary problem when near you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey efurryone! \u00a0did you ever notice how lame our humans can be sometimes? \u00a0like how much they state the obvious? here&#8217;s an example. \u00a0mom came up to me this morning and said &#8220;Meerkat!&#8221; like, duh. &#8220;Little girl!&#8221; \u00a0said dad. \u00a0um, yeah, i am a female feline. \u00a0and yes, i am petite. \u00a0sigh. there is actually [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[169,74,8,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","category-humans-are-weird","category-meerkats-posts","category-xkcd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}