{"id":1227,"date":"2010-07-24T16:48:24","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T20:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/?p=1227"},"modified":"2010-07-24T16:59:53","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T20:59:53","slug":"paranoid-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/panda-bears-posts\/paranoid-parents","title":{"rendered":"Paranoid Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is now a web site called &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.catswhothrowupgrass.com\/kill.php\" target=\"_blank\">How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You<\/a>&#8220;. \u00a0Unfortunately, our neurotic parental unit stumbled onto this site. \u00a0They are now paranoid that we are trying to orchestrate their demise.<\/p>\n<p>::sigh::<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I like to knead on Mom&#8217;s squishy belleh and get me some good lap action.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/meerkat\/i-won-the-staring-contest\" target=\"_blank\">Yes, Meerkat is an expert at staring contests.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, I paw at Mom&#8217;s head while she sleeps.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, we hunt for mousies to offer as gifts.<\/p>\n<p>So when Mom took\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.heyquiz.com\/quiz\/cat_kill\" target=\"_blank\">this quiz<\/a> she <strong>FREAKED OUT<\/strong> when she saw the results:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.heyquiz.com\/quiz\/cat_kill\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.heyquiz.com\/bimage\/14_96.jpg\" alt=\"Is your cat plotting to kill you?\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Seriously doods, why would I want to kill the <strong>Can Opener Lady<\/strong> or the <strong>Pooper Scooper Man<\/strong>? \u00a0It&#8217;s just not in our best interest.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever you do, don&#8217;t let your parents take\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.heyquiz.com\/quiz\/cat_kill\" target=\"_blank\">the quiz<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is now a web site called &#8220;How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You&#8220;. \u00a0Unfortunately, our neurotic parental unit stumbled onto this site. \u00a0They are now paranoid that we are trying to orchestrate their demise. ::sigh:: Yes, I like to knead on Mom&#8217;s squishy belleh and get me some good lap [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,49,115,59,14,162],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lap-action","category-mom-is-nuts","category-mom-is-weird","category-mouse-patrol","category-panda-bears-posts","category-staring-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}