{"id":1789,"date":"2011-04-02T13:00:07","date_gmt":"2011-04-02T17:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2011-04-02T13:00:07","modified_gmt":"2011-04-02T17:00:07","slug":"dear-toof-fairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/padres-posts\/dear-toof-fairy","title":{"rendered":"Dear Toof Fairy …"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi kittehs!<\/p>\n

It’s me, Padre.<\/p>\n

You know, the handsome ManCat Furry Bambino.<\/p>\n

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On Fursday, I was shoved into my PTU and taken to the V-E-T.<\/p>\n

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Daddy tried to comfort me.<\/p>\n

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Then Daddy and Mommy left me at the V-E-T and went home wiffout me!<\/strong> Meerkat was looking for me out the front window.<\/p>\n

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Dr. Amy, the V-E-T, stoled 8 of my toofies. EIGHT. All at once. Mommy and Daddy told her it was OK. \u00a0Here’s the report on my toofies. My toofies were in pretty bad shape.<\/p>\n

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Dr. Amy said that I did really well, and I have to fank her for doing such a good job. And for giving me such good medicashuns to make the pain in my mouf go away.<\/p>\n

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I got to go home the same day.<\/p>\n

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As soon as I got home, Mommy and Daddy gave me some yummy albacore tuna!<\/p>\n

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Dr. Amy said to keep me in a separate room at first, so Mommy and Daddy set up my bachelor pad in the foster kitten room. The point was to keep the other Furry Bambinos from giving me a hard time because I smelled like the V-E-T office. The tail going into the PTU is not mine. So does that give you an idea of how well keeping us separate worked?<\/p>\n

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After about 20 minutes, I decided that I did not want to be confined to the foster kitten room against my will any longer. So I knocked over the baby gate and went downstairs.<\/p>\n

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There were NO CRUNCHIES in my bachelor pad!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dr. Amy said that I have to eat soft food for 10 days after surgery. That is like, forever! So I went looking for crunchies downstairs. THE DOWNSTAIRS CRUNCHIES BOWLS ARE MISSING!!!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kittehs, it’s going to be a long 10 days.<\/p>\n

This is what my mouf looked like before surgery. One of my toofies that Dr. Amy stole is my left top fang pictured below. It was brokefied.<\/p>\n

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Below, I will show you my toofies that\u00a0Dr. Amy gave Mommy and Daddy. She said that I could give my toofies to the Toof Fairy.<\/p>\n

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In case you are kind of squeamish, you can look away.<\/p>\n

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WARNING!<\/p>\n

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PADRE’s REMOVED TOOFIES BELOW!<\/p>\n

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LAST CHANCE TO LOOK AWAY!<\/p>\n

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OK!<\/p>\n

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HERE THEY ARE!<\/p>\n

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Toof Fairy, I really don’t want my toofies back. You can keep ’em. And I don’t want moneys for my toofies, eiffer.<\/p>\n

What I really want are my CRUNCHIES back.<\/p>\n

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And tell Mommy and Daddy to stop it already with shoving medicashuns into my mouf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi kittehs! It’s me, Padre. You know, the handsome ManCat Furry Bambino. On Fursday, I was shoved into my PTU and taken to the V-E-T. Daddy tried to comfort me. Then Daddy and Mommy left me at the V-E-T and went home wiffout me! Meerkat was looking for me out the front window. Dr. Amy, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,15,229,18,122],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crunchies","category-padres-posts","category-toof-fairy","category-tormenting","category-v-e-t"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}