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<\/p>\nLast night was the first night I spent together with the hoodlums<\/S> kittens.\u00a0 So, to demonstrate my displeasure, I decided to show off my old war injury to the humans.\u00a0<\/p>\n
When the lady human came out of her sleeping room, I tucked my front right paw up to my chest and started hopping on my remaining three legs.\u00a0 She immediately got worried and started petting me.\u00a0 Yay!\u00a0 It worked.\u00a0 She called to man human and he got worried, too.\u00a0 Yay!\u00a0 More sympathy.\u00a0 I could tell the hoodlums<\/S> kittens were jealous I was getting all the attention.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The lady human picked up part of the box that chirps, pushed some buttons, and started talking about me and my war injury.\u00a0 She put the box down and said something cryptic to the man human:\u00a0 “Doctor Keith at nine fifteen”.\u00a0 They both seemed relieved, so just to cause more angst, I slipped into their sleeping room and hid under the bed!\u00a0<\/p>\n
They went away for a while with the hoodlums<\/S> kittens, but came back soon enough.\u00a0 They had to “get ready” because it was “nine o’clock”.\u00a0 Next thing I know the hoodlums joined me under the bed.\u00a0 Then the lady human started poking me with the bird on a string.\u00a0 It was annoying me, so I decided to make my escape!\u00a0 Unfortunately, I was still playing up my war injury, so I couldn’t get away too fast on my other three legs.\u00a0 Darn!\u00a0 The lady grabbed me and put me into the larger portable room.\u00a0 Hoodlum boy decided to taunt me by sitting outside the jailhouse door.\u00a0 Meanie.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Next thing I knew, I was being carried outside to the big shakey box teleporter.\u00a0 The man and the lady got in the front and started making the shakey box shake.\u00a0 I was worried they were taking me to another forever home because I had played up my war injury.\u00a0 After a short time they took me out of the teleporter and everything was different.\u00a0 Now they took me into a smelly building, which I was hoping wasn’t my new forever home.\u00a0 It smelled like lots of fellow felines and some doggies had peed, and then someone tried to cover it up.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The people in the smelly building let me out of the portable room and put me on some platform and called out 10.6!\u00a0 Something about pounds.<\/p>\n
The people put us all in a room and I sat on the man human’s lap to wait for whatever would happen next.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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I thought this might be a good time to tell them about my war injury, but I didn’t quite know how to tell them, so I kept quiet.\u00a0 Pretty soon, a man came in wearing a white coat.\u00a0 He talked nice to me and started squeezing my war injury.\u00a0 Then he put a piece of cold silver with a rubber hose on my chest and moved it around my chest.\u00a0 It was cold!\u00a0 Then he said something about wanting to take pictures of my war injury!\u00a0 Yay!\u00a0 I get to pose for pictures.\u00a0 The hoodlums don’t get to have this much fun!<\/p>\n
The man in the white coat took me to a dark room where they put on funny jackets and told me not to move!\u00a0 This must have been the picture taking.\u00a0 I smiled as best as I could.\u00a0<\/p>\n
The lady in the purple coat took me back to the humans and then the man in the white coat took the humans with him out to another place.\u00a0 It wasn’t far away, so I could make out little bits of the conversation.\u00a0 Things like:<\/p>\n
“his medical history started the day you adopted him”<\/p>\n
“old trauma on his outside toe in the process of healing”<\/p>\n
“notice how the bones don’t line up just right”<\/p>\n
“could do something major but would be in the same place six weeks down the road”<\/p>\n
“keep him comfortable and let it heal itself”<\/p>\n
“running a fever, not related to the fracture”<\/p>\n
“make sure he eats”<\/p>\n
“give him this once a day”<\/p>\n
Other than the indecency of having a cold metal object shoved somewhere totally inappropriate, the whole experience wasn’t so bad. The humans took me home, and the lady gave me some baby food for a snack. I took a long nap becuase after all this action, I was exhausted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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