{"id":226,"date":"2008-02-12T22:51:05","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T03:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/panda-bears-posts\/a-very-loud-night"},"modified":"2008-02-13T08:27:42","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T13:27:42","slug":"a-very-loud-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/panda-bears-posts\/a-very-loud-night","title":{"rendered":"A Very Loud Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after dinner, Daddy barricaded himself in the human litter box room and began to make an awful racket!!\u00a0 There was whirring and grinding and roaring and thumping and banging that was shaking something in the walls.\u00a0 I peeked in to check on him.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/02\/bathroompeeking.jpg\" alt=\"Peeking at Daddy handling the Metal Snake Monster\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Daddy was wrassling with a Metal Snake Monster that was coming out of the drain of the human bathing tub!<\/p>\n<p>I always thought that snakes just made hissing sounds, but this snake must have been very angry and was making very\u00a0LOUD noises.<\/p>\n<p>At first I was worried, but I could see that Daddy had won the battle with the Metal Snake Monster.\u00a0 He pulled a clump of hair from the snake&#8217;s mouth and said &#8220;See, here&#8217;s the problem, Panda Bear!&#8221;\u00a0 So, I sniffed it.\u00a0 It smelled icky, but I knew it definitely wasn&#8217;t MY hair!<\/p>\n<p>Next, Daddy cleaned the human litter box room with smelly stuff.\u00a0 Then he took out the Rug Sucking Monster and attacked the carpet.\u00a0 Meerkat and Padre bolted, but I stayed to watch.<\/p>\n<p>After that, Daddy and Mommy went to the basement and studied the big hot box in the middle of the room. They used big words like &#8220;eevaperater&#8221; and &#8220;hyoomiduhtea&#8221; and smaller words like\u00a0&#8220;new filter&#8221;. \u00a0They played with the water hose to the big hot box, and got water on the floor.\u00a0 So, I sniffed it.\u00a0 It smelled kinda icky.\u00a0 Then they put the hose away and went back upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>Humans sure do some weird stuff!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night after dinner, Daddy barricaded himself in the human litter box room and began to make an awful racket!!\u00a0 There was whirring and grinding and roaring and thumping and banging that was shaking something in the walls.\u00a0 I peeked in to check on him. Daddy was wrassling with a Metal Snake Monster that was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,28,58,39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-panda-bears-posts","category-rug-sucking-monster","category-snake-monster","category-something-fishy-going-on"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}