it was refreshing to see that all the kitties\u00a0understood what i was saying in my post on monday. for the humans who just didn’t get it, i will be kind enough to translate for you:<\/p>\n
rooty, binky, and betty, you all were correct. i wanted advice on ways\u00a0to keep my pesky brother panda bear\u00a0away from me when\u00a0i want to enjoy a good catnip bananer, or play with a mousie that i caught, without him butting in.\u00a0 my girlfriend tammy faye recommended swinging a dead chicken over my head three times.\u00a0 quasi<\/a> said that he would help by bringing the dead chicken, but that i would need to bring the rope to swing it with.\u00a0 victor tabbycat<\/a>, max<\/a>, and tybalt<\/a> agreed that this plan should work. kilroy the love beastie<\/a> added that putting the bitey on\u00a0panda bear might help, in case panda bear decides to eat the chicken.<\/p>\n queen snickers<\/a> expressed an interest in doing her own typing as well. she posed an important\u00a0question about ways to\u00a0keep the keyboard keys from sticking:<\/p>\n \nVery interesting! I trying my own too, but the keys seem to lock up on me. How do you prevent this??\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n i recommend checking to see if your mommy has installed the evil software “pawsense”.\u00a0 basically, when installed on a computer, it will sense the different style of typing distinctive to us kitties, and then freeze up.\u00a0according to\u00a0the pawsense web site<\/a>:<\/p>\n \nPawSense<\/a> is a software utility that helps protect your computer from cats. It quickly detects and blocks<\/a> cat typing, and also helps train your cat to stay off the computer keyboard.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n if you are using a pc, i recommend that you\u00a0uninstall the pawsense software. go to the start menu, select “settings”, then “control panel”, then “add or remove programs”. a dialog box will appear. scroll through the list to select pawsense, and then click on the “change\/remove” button. all gone!<\/p>\n pawsense is not available for macintosh computers, so if you are using a mac, like i do for most of my blogging, then something else must be the problem.<\/p>\n if pawsense is not the problem, then try shifting your weight from one paw to another more frequently. try holding keys down for not quite as long. let me know how it works for you!<\/p>\n purrrrrrrrss and happy typing! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" it was refreshing to see that all the kitties\u00a0understood what i was saying in my post on monday. for the humans who just didn’t get it, i will be kind enough to translate for you: rooty, binky, and betty, you all were correct. i wanted advice on ways\u00a0to keep my pesky brother panda bear\u00a0away from […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,92,82,8,59,95,94],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brothers-can-be-annoying","category-cat-power","category-catnip-bananer","category-meerkats-posts","category-mouse-patrol","category-pawsense","category-typing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}