{"id":633,"date":"2008-10-27T07:09:46","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T11:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/?p=633"},"modified":"2008-10-27T07:09:46","modified_gmt":"2008-10-27T11:09:46","slug":"i-do-not-want-a-hug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/cat-pride\/i-do-not-want-a-hug","title":{"rendered":"I Do <em>Not<\/em> Want a Hug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mom has this <em>really<\/em> annoying thing that she does.\u00a0  She walks around the house looking for one of us Furry Bambinos, while calling out &#8220;Who wants a hug?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s our cue to vamos, hide, and make ourselves scarce.<\/p>\n<p>If she finds one of us, she grabs us, picks us up, and given a human style hug.\u00a0  Blech!<\/p>\n<p>Mom, we are cats.\u00a0  We do not want to be hugged.\u00a0  Petted, scritched, told how beyootifull we are, <strong>YES.<\/strong> Hugged, <strong>NO!\u00a0  You are destroying my image as a Big Man Cat!<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/padre-man-cat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-533 aligncenter\" title=\"Padre Man Cat\" src=\"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/padre-man-cat.jpg\" alt=\"Padre Man Cat\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you do it again, I am calling the ASPCA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mom has this really annoying thing that she does.\u00a0 She walks around the house looking for one of us Furry Bambinos, while calling out &#8220;Who wants a hug?&#8221; That&#8217;s our cue to vamos, hide, and make ourselves scarce. If she finds one of us, she grabs us, picks us up, and given a human style [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,120,115,15,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cat-pride","category-man-cat-monday","category-mom-is-weird","category-padres-posts","category-tormenting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thefurrybambinos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}