We have quite possibly the world’s dumbest mousies in our neighborhood. Specifically, in our basement.<\/p>\n
Now let me first explain that as a Cat of the Cloth, I am a pacifist when it comes to prey. Sure, I will get all excited with Panda Bear and Meerkat, but I never lay a paw on the mousies. Or a tooth.<\/p>\n
On the other paw, Meerkat and Panda Bear are warm-blooded killers. Murderers! There have been three murders in the past three days. I gave the mousies the last rites, and then said prayers for them before Daddy performed the burials.<\/p>\n
You’d think that word would get out in the mouse community to STAY AWAY from the one-eyed monster and his sister. In the meantime, I continue to prey, er I mean, pray<\/em>, for the souls of the mousies. And for the dark little souls of Panda Bear and Meerkat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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