Furry Bambino Foster Academy Courses Offered



Established in June 2009, Furry Bambino Foster Academy (FBFA) is a private boarding school specializing in the care and upbringing of foster kittens and cats. FBFA is affiliated with the animal rescue group PAWS Ohio, which helps with graduate placement services. Upon graduation, all graduates will have earned their Furry BFA (Furry Bambino Foster Academy) degree.

Furry Bambino Foster Academy is in session from Spring through late Autumn. School is closed during Winters due to the School Nurse’s asthma.

Courses offered include:

  • Bird Watching
  • Blogging
  • Butt Sniffing
  • Climbing the Baby Gate

  • Communications: Vocal Techniques to Get Your Human to Get Up and Feed You
  • Cuddling with Your Human
  • Cuteness: Facial Expressions and Body Positions Guaranteed to Get Your Human to Go Squeee
  • Getting Your Human to Hand Over the Treats
  • Grooming: Basic Grooming Skills
  • Grooming: Advanced Techniques for Floofy Kittehs
  • Hiding Techniques: Where To Hide When the PTU Comes Out
  • Humans: To Trust or Not To Trust?
  • Kneading: A Unique Way to Bond with Your Human
  • Litter Box Etiquette: Basics
  • Litter Box Etiquette: Advanced, Including Strategies to Get Your Human to Scoop or Change the Litter
  • Meal Time Fickleness: Liking Your Food One Time, Hating It The Next (Lecture and Lab)
  • Mousing Techniques
  • Napping Skills
  • Physical Education: Playing with Toys

  • Physical Education: Rassling
  • Physical Education: Thundering Herds of Elephants
  • Physical Education: Trackball
  • Purring: Sounds Guaranteed to Melt Your Human
  • Religious Studies
  • Rug Sucking Monsters and Ways to Avoid Them
  • Seven Habits of Highly Effective Kittehs
  • Skittishness Techniques: How to Avoid Getting Touched Unless You Want To Be Touched
  • Squirrel Watching
  • Using Nip Responsibly
  • V-E-T: What to Expect for Your First Visit
  • Yoga: Full Monty Position, Monty Q Position
  • Your Changing Body, and the Health Advantages of Hoohaectomy and Ladygardenectomy

We are currently accepting applications for Spring 2011 Kitten Season! Apply today! Call 440-442-PAWS to be considered for enrollment. Or apply online by going to the PAWS web site.

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Friday, April 22, 2011 1:27 am

Niecy and Trish @ 1:27 am #

Yesterday, we wuz doing the synchronized yoga that we learned at the Academy. We was sitting near our human mom while she was working at her desk. She laughed out loud and told us it helped her get through boring paper work. Not to brag or anything, but we excel at Rassling and Thundering Herds of Elephants. We also lick each other’s ears, followed by Sumo Wrestling and Kick Boxing. Then we inhale our food and then we take cat naps.

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