Furry Bambino Foster Academy Faculty and Staff

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Get to know the faculty and staff of Furry Bambino Foster Academy:

Padre

Description: Male Short-hair Silver Tabby. White patch of fur on neck is his minister’s collar. Elder statescat. Pacifist.
Roles: Headmaster, Chaplain, Religious Studies Instructor, Grooming Instructor. Teaches all courses by webinar because he is afraid of the kittens.
Notable: Teaches kittens how to hide during thunderstorms.
Personal Role Models: Gandhi, Mother Teresa, The Dalai Lama
Nicknames: Padre Pussycat, Pod, iPod
Birthday: ~ April 22, 2003
Adoption Date: Monday, October 22, 2007
 

Panda Bear

Description: Male Short-hair Black and White Tuxedo. Lost right eye due to calici virus as a kitten. Biological brother to Meerkat.
Roles: Guidance Counselor, Chair of the Physical Education Department, Kneading Instructor, Soccer Coach.
Notable: Mentors all students with his firm but loving manner.
Personal Role Models: Annie Sullivan, Helen Keller, Harry Houdini, Max the Psychokitty
Nicknames: PB, Trouble
Birthday: ~ May 16, 2007
Adoption Date: Monday, October 22, 2007
 

Meerkat

Description: Female Short-hair Torbie. Scarring in right eye due to calici virus as a kitten. Biological sister to Panda Bear.
Roles: Disciplinarian, Truant Officer, Mousing Instructor, Gymnastics Coach.
Notable: Teaches kittens to R-E-S-P-E-C-T her.
Personal Role Models: Sue Sylvester, Bela Karolyi, Tigger, Sourpuss
Nicknames: Little Girl, Princess Meerkat, The B*tch
Birthday: ~ May 16, 2007
Adoption Date: Monday, October 22, 2007
 

Cookie

Description: Female Short-hair Torbie with Gold Flame Mark on Forehead. Runt of her litter. Biological sister to Caramel.
Roles: Alumna (Class of September 2009), PTO President, Thundering Herds of Elephants Instructor, Glee Club Faculty Advisor.
Notable: Teaches kittens how to run up and down stairs at breakneck speed.
Personal Role Models: Chubby Huggs, Hobbes, Oprah
Nicknames: Cook
Birthday: March 3, 2009
Matriculation Date: Friday, June 5, 2009
 

Caramel, AKA Ms. Floofs

Description: Female Long-hair Black, Brown, and Gold Tortoiseshell. Biological sister to Cookie.
Roles: Alumna (Class of September 2009), Alumni Association President, Advanced Grooming Instructor, Cuddling Instructor, Napping Instructor, Yoga Instructor, Cheerleading Coach.
Notable: Instructs kittens in cuddling techniques, including teaching your human to fall asleep on command.
Personal Role Models: Beyonce, Henrietta Pussycat
Nicknames: Floofs, Floofy
Birthday: March 3, 2009
Matriculation Date: Friday, June 5, 2009
 

Sunny

Description: Male Short-hair Orange Tabby with White Bib, Toes, and Belleh. Biological brother to Sky.
Roles: Alumni (Class of March 2011), Begging Instructor, Rassling Coach.
Notable: Teaches kittens how to assert oneself at meal times.
Personal Role Models: Dewey Readmore Books, Puss in Boots, Foodar, Noodles
Nicknames: SunnyBoy, The Former Mr. Wild Child
Birthday: ~ July 24, 2010
Matriculation Date: Saturday, September 18, 2010
 

Sky

Description: Male Short-hair Silver Tabby. Biological brother to Sunny.
Roles: Alumni (Class of March 2011), Skittishness Instructor, Track Coach.
Notable: Teaches kittens how to decide if humans are trustworthy or not.
Personal Role Models: Albert Einstein, Daniel Striped Tiger, Nermal, Shtinky Puddin’
Nicknames: SkyBoy, SkyBaby, The Former Mr. Hissy
Birthday: ~ July 24, 2010
Matriculation Date: Saturday, September 18, 2010
 

Mom

Description: Female Human. Opposable thumbs. Not much of a mouser. Married to “Dad” (the Janitor).
Roles: School Nurse, Cafeteria Services, School Secretary.
Notable: Skilled in force-feeding sick kittens, giving sub-cutaneous fluids to sick kittens, and administering medications. Over two decades of experience opening cat food cans. Handles medical and adoption paperwork and scheduling. Screens potential adopters.
Personal Role Model: Marie Sklodowska Curie
Nicknames: The Lady
Birthday: December 3
 

Dad

Description: Male Human. Opposable thumbs. Squeamish. Married to “Mom” (the School Nurse).
Roles: Janitor, Cafeteria Services, Sitting in Laps Coach.
Notable: Highly skilled in scooping litter boxes. Over two decades of experience opening cat food cans. Assists “Mom” with her School Nurse duties, as long as he doesn’t have to handle needles. Transports kittens to medical appointments.
Personal Role Model: Casey Kasem
Nicknames: The Man
Birthday: February 20
 


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Friday, April 22, 2011 7:13 am

Millie @ 7:13 am #

Outstanding staff! Excellent Bios. Awesome team! Terrific job!

Friday, April 22, 2011 11:01 pm

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What Millie said.

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