Last night after dinner, Daddy barricaded himself in the human litter box room and began to make an awful racket!! There was whirring and grinding and roaring and thumping and banging that was shaking something in the walls. I peeked in to check on him.
Daddy was wrassling with a Metal Snake Monster that was coming out of the drain of the human bathing tub!
I always thought that snakes just made hissing sounds, but this snake must have been very angry and was making very LOUD noises.
At first I was worried, but I could see that Daddy had won the battle with the Metal Snake Monster. He pulled a clump of hair from the snake’s mouth and said “See, here’s the problem, Panda Bear!” So, I sniffed it. It smelled icky, but I knew it definitely wasn’t MY hair!
Next, Daddy cleaned the human litter box room with smelly stuff. Then he took out the Rug Sucking Monster and attacked the carpet. Meerkat and Padre bolted, but I stayed to watch.
After that, Daddy and Mommy went to the basement and studied the big hot box in the middle of the room. They used big words like “eevaperater” and “hyoomiduhtea” and smaller words like “new filter”. They played with the water hose to the big hot box, and got water on the floor. So, I sniffed it. It smelled kinda icky. Then they put the hose away and went back upstairs.
Humans sure do some weird stuff!