hurrumph. my brother wrote our entire life story already! what a meanie! i think i’ll go attack him. i like to sneak attack him and roll around and nip him.
the humans in our new living place are nice. i don’t want them to touch me unless i say it’s okay, so i run from them whenever they come near. when mister human gets drowsy, i like to climb up with him and sleep next to him. he treats me real nice and i let him rub my belly.