hurrumph. my brother wrote our entire life story already! what a meanie! i think i’ll go attack him. i like to sneak attack him and roll around and nip him.
the humans in our new living place are nice. i don’t want them to touch me unless i say it’s okay, so i run from them whenever they come near. when mister human gets drowsy, i like to climb up with him and sleep next to him. he treats me real nice and i let him rub my belly.
the big grey cat and i have an understanding. you don’t come near me, and i won’t come near you. he’s nice enough really, but we’re just staying out of each other’s way right now. i found he doesn’t like sneak attacks like my brother does.
i have explored this big playpen and found lots of places to sneak attack from. the funnest places are under the big chairs and the footstool that has wheels. i wait for my brother to walk by and then i ambush him! the big grey cat doesn’t like my ambushes.
my brother and i like to play thundering herd of elephants up and down the stairs and around all the rooms of this living place. there’s lots of room and i like it better than our little dorm rooms at the boarding school.