Monday, October 27, 2008 7:09 am
I Do Not Want a Hug
Mom has this really annoying thing that she does. She walks around the house looking for one of us Furry Bambinos, while calling out "Who wants a hug?"
That's our cue to vamos, hide, and make ourselves scarce.
If she finds one of us, she grabs us, picks us up, and given a human style hug. Blech!
Mom, we are cats. We do not want to be hugged. Petted, scritched, told how beyootifull we are, YES. Hugged, NO! You are destroying my image as a Big Man Cat!
If you do it again, I am calling the ASPCA.
Filed under Cat Pride, Man Cat Monday, Mom is Weird, Padre's Posts, Tormenting
Comments on I Do Not Want a Hug »
Padre, we hope you do not think less of us, but we akshully love to be hugged.
I do not always enjoy hugging, either! Or kisses on the lips.
I don't like to be hugged, either. Snuggled yes, hugged, no.
Awww, Padre! Ease up on da mom, man! *Redfurd*
I've heard it called corporal cuddling.
Yer mommy is jest trying to show how much she luvs youse guys!
Sometimes I don't like hugs, either, but I like when my mommie cradles me like a human baby and gently rocks me and sings silly songs. Dad and my hmna b oy Tim and my human gramma always look embareassed!
Hahahha, I love to give our cats hugs but they hate it too!
Do like Rosie for Halloween, nobody wants to hug you then anymore !
I fell your pain dude…
Feel. I feel your pain. Now I need to go get Mommy more coffee…
Only thing worse is when they KISS you while giving hugs. Ack.
We TOTALLY know what you mean. The woman tries to pick us up and give us a kiss ON THE NOSE. And whenever she tries to give us a hooman style hug, we squirm. We be wild beasts, darnit! We ferocious! Hooman hugs are ick!
PSSSS! We is also leaving you an award on our blog. The post should be up by the end of the day.
Mum did that to me this morning, but then she also started with some of her best scritches.
You must learn the art of manipulation. Allow the hug, get a treat. It does work well, usually!
And many hugs just might bring you many treats.
Where did duh bloggy go?
Where have you been?
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