I Do Not Want a Hug


Mom has this really annoying thing that she does.  She walks around the house looking for one of us Furry Bambinos, while calling out “Who wants a hug?”

That’s our cue to vamos, hide, and make ourselves scarce.

If she finds one of us, she grabs us, picks us up, and given a human style hug.  Blech!

Mom, we are cats.  We do not want to be hugged.  Petted, scritched, told how beyootifull we are, YES. Hugged, NO!  You are destroying my image as a Big Man Cat!

Padre Man Cat

If you do it again, I am calling the ASPCA.

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Monday, October 27, 2008 8:01 am

Padre, we hope you do not think less of us, but we akshully love to be hugged.

Monday, October 27, 2008 1:27 pm

Daisy @ 1:27 pm #

I do not always enjoy hugging, either! Or kisses on the lips.

Monday, October 27, 2008 2:16 pm

SophieKitty @ 2:16 pm #

I don’t like to be hugged, either. Snuggled yes, hugged, no.

Monday, October 27, 2008 8:30 pm

Whimpurr @ 8:30 pm #

Awww, Padre! Ease up on da mom, man! *Redfurd*

Monday, October 27, 2008 11:14 pm

I’ve heard it called corporal cuddling.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 12:14 am

Tammy Faye @ 12:14 am #

Yer mommy is jest trying to show how much she luvs youse guys!
Sometimes I don’t like hugs, either, but I like when my mommie cradles me like a human baby and gently rocks me and sings silly songs. Dad and my hmna b oy Tim and my human gramma always look embareassed!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 12:55 am

Hahahha, I love to give our cats hugs but they hate it too!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 3:28 am

Gattina @ 3:28 am #

Do like Rosie for Halloween, nobody wants to hug you then anymore !

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:45 am

Parker @ 6:45 am #

I fell your pain dude…

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 6:46 am

Parker @ 6:46 am #

Feel. I feel your pain. Now I need to go get Mommy more coffee…

Tuesday, October 28, 2008 10:35 pm

Max @ 10:35 pm #

Only thing worse is when they KISS you while giving hugs. Ack.

Thursday, October 30, 2008 1:17 pm

We TOTALLY know what you mean. The woman tries to pick us up and give us a kiss ON THE NOSE. And whenever she tries to give us a hooman style hug, we squirm. We be wild beasts, darnit! We ferocious! Hooman hugs are ick!

Friday, October 31, 2008 11:15 am

PSSSS! We is also leaving you an award on our blog. The post should be up by the end of the day. 🙂

Friday, October 31, 2008 9:26 pm

Derby @ 9:26 pm #

Mum did that to me this morning, but then she also started with some of her best scritches.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:15 pm

You must learn the art of manipulation. Allow the hug, get a treat. It does work well, usually!
And many hugs just might bring you many treats.

Friday, November 21, 2008 6:28 am

Tammy Faye @ 6:28 am #

Where did duh bloggy go?

Sunday, November 30, 2008 4:06 pm

Forty Paws @ 4:06 pm #

Where have you been?

Luf, Us

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