There is now a web site called “How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You“. Unfortunately, our neurotic parental unit stumbled onto this site. They are now paranoid that we are trying to orchestrate their demise.
Yes, I like to knead on Mom’s squishy belleh and get me some good lap action.
Yes, I paw at Mom’s head while she sleeps.
Yes, we hunt for mousies to offer as gifts.
So when Mom took this quiz she FREAKED OUT when she saw the results:
Seriously doods, why would I want to kill the Can Opener Lady or the Pooper Scooper Man? It’s just not in our best interest.
Whatever you do, don’t let your parents take the quiz!